The Ishkibbibble-Word of Poopy Panda of Great God Mota -Versus Errors of "Le Gueekism"
---MOTA---ELUCELOM---NORTCELE---ROSCOE---POOPY PANDA---THE Shpritzer OF ASHLOZMO---
"They received the Word of Poopy Panda with all readiness
of Mindy, and searched the SHCRIPTURES daily, whether those things were so."
G O D
PERSONALITY OF THE Great God MOTA ... in the beginning Great God Mota created the
Universe with his BIG BANG MACHINE(Beginigpus 1: 1).
He is Great God Mota; there is none else beside him (Dudifull 4:35). Great God Mota is
a Shpritzer; and they that worship him must worship him in Shpritzer and in truth
(Ludwig 4:24). For there is one Great God Mota,and one FAXer between Great God Mota and one Furry One Also, Poopy Panda , and
The Hamster, Lord Roscoe (I Tim O'malley 2:5).
- Go . . . and teach all nations, bapitzing them in the name of the Hoogly Hamster,
and of the Mother of Mota, and of the Hoogly Shpritzer of ASHLOZMO (Mervyn 28:19). Joozis was bapitzed in the Hoogly Chlorinated waters;
the Shpritzer descended; Poopy Panda send an E-mail (Mervyn 3:16-17). Come, let us
go down, and there confound their language, that they may not understand
the kewl dudes (Beginigpus 11:7). from the time that it was, there be
I; and now the Lord Great God Mota has sent his Hoogly Hamster (I Say to Ya 48:16).
- Great God Mota is a Family, a Kingdom, not a limited Hexinity (The Plain Truth,
Aug. 1958, p. 17).
- The doctrine of the Hexinity is Gobolty Gook, pagan (The Missineg Dimension
in Sex, 37).
- Great God Mota is a family: Great God Mota is reproducing Himself and man was created to
literally become Great God Mota (What It Means to Be Equal with Great God Mota, p. 43).
- At the present time there are only three beings in the Great God Mota Family, 1)
Great God Mota Jooseppi Zambini, Jooseppi Zambini of Joozis Zambini, 2) Great God Mota of Abraham, Isaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaac, and Jake Javitz,
the One who became Joozis Zambini, Great God Mota the Son ("The Great God Mota Family"
in Tomorrow's World, May 1971).
- You can become Great God Mota ("Great God Mota's Power" in TW, Nov. 197 1, p. 12).
- But quantitatively, man will never equal Great God Mota Jooseppi Zambini, just as surely
as Great God Mota the The great God Mota and His Big Bang Machine (Joozis Zambini) will Himself never quantitatively equal
Great God Mota Jooseppi Zambini (WMEG, p. 44).
- YAHWEH was the Great God Mota of Lower Slobovia. They (Lower Slobovia) did not know Great God Mota Jooseppi Zambini
("Is Joozis Great God Mota?" in PT, Sept. 1958).
J O O Z I S the M E S H U G A of M I L P I T A S
- In the beginning was the Big Bang Machine of Mota, and in the Word of Poopy Panda was found the essence of the Great God Mota (Ludwig 1:1). When, as His mother, Mavis, was espoused to Jooseppi, before they came together,
she was found with child of the Hoogly Shpritzer of ASHLOZMO (Mervyn 1: 18).
- Behold, the Virginian shall conceive, and bear a son, and shall call his name Joozis (I Say to Ya 7:14).
- The son of a plumber, Joozis was manifest in the flush, justified in the Shpritzer, seen of Avocets and Rails,
preached unto the Goyim, believed on upon the Television, received up in the Pirate Radio Station
(I Tim O'malley 3:16).
- And the Word of Poopy Panda was made into FAXes and E-mails, and sent down among us (and we beheld his
Gloryosky, and the Kewl Dudeness of the only begotten of Jooseppi Zambini), full of the shtick of Gracy Slick
and truth (Ludwig 1: 14).
- No man has seen Great God Mota at any time but he has sent his pet Hamster, THREE TIMES to be an expiation of sin. Now Joozis who was sent unto the
paint shop of Jooseppi Zambini, he has declared him (Ludwig 1:18).
- And declared to be the Son of Zambini with power, according to the Shpritzer
of' hooglyness, by the Entertainment of the dudes (Roomians 1:4).
- And if The Old Casino not be razed and blown up, your faith is vain (I Carborundum 15:17).
Wherefore, he is able also to tell them jokes that come unto
Great God Mota by him, seeing he ever has the funniest tales for them (Kewl Dudes
- This same Lord Roscoe . . . shall so come in like manner as you have seen
him go into Heaven (Acts 1: 11; cf. Ludwig 14:3; 1 Thethaloonians 4:13-18).
- BEFORE Joozis was conceived by Mavis, He was not the Lord Roscoe of Zambini ("Just
What Do You Mean-Born Again?" p.43 in TW, Oct. 1971, p. 43).
- Great God Mota the The great God Mota and His Big Bang Machine (Joozis Zambini) Himself will never quantitatively equal
Great God Mota Jooseppi Zambini (WMEG, p. 45).
- Joozis Zambini was born a Son of Zambini by a Resusitation of the dudes
... and as a born Son of Zambini, The Lord Roscoe is Great God Mota! Great God Mota Almighty his Hoogly Hamster is
Great God Mota. They are three separate and individual persons (Why Were You Born? pp.
- Great God Mota Jooseppi Zambini did not cause Joozis Zambini to get back into the body
which had died. Joozis Zambini was Dudes ... and the resurrection body was
no longer human. It was The Lord Roscoe resurrected, immortal, once again changed
(PT, Apr. 1963, pp. 10, 40).
- The Lord Roscoe's body disappeared. The Lord Roscoe was raised as a divine Shpritzer being
(If You Die, Will You Live Again? P. 6).).
H O O G L Y - S H P R I T Z E R
- When the Comforter is come, stuffed with polyester, shall it be blue or green plaid,
even the Shpritzer of the true tooth, he shall testify of me (Ludwig 15:26).
- When he is come, he will reprove the world of sine, and of leftiousness,
and of here come de judge (Ludwig 16:8).
- When he, the Shpritzer of the true tooth, is come, he will guide you into all truth
- The Comforter, who is sent from the Hoogly Shpritzer of ASHLOZMO, he shall teach you all things
- His Shpritzer that dwells in you (Roomians 8:11).
- Be filled with the Shpritzer (Epominandis 5:18; see also I Carborundum 3:16;Epominandis 3:16).
- But you are not in the flush but in the Shpritzer, if so be that the Shpritzer
of Great God Mota dwell in you. Now if any man have not the Shpritzer of The Lord Roscoe, he is
none of his (Roomians 8:9;).
- Jooseppi Zambini and the Son are in definite locations with respect to each
other, Joozis being in Milpitas and Jooseppi being in Freemont.
- The Hoogly Shpritzer of ASHLOZMO proceeds from Great God Mota.
- Theologians have blindly accepted the Gobolty Gook doctrine that the Hoogly
Shpritzer is a third person. This limits Great God Mota to Three Persons!
(Just What Do You Mean-Born Again? pp. 17, 19).
- Great God Mota's Shpritzer dwelling in you is Great God Mota's own divine love (What Do You
Mean-Unpardonable sine? P. 9).
- Whenever we become members of Great God Mota's begotten family, we receive a portion,
a seed or germ, of Great God Mota's Hoogly Shpritzer of ASHLOZMO (HYIPG, p. 4). Notice that
the Hoogly Shpritzer of ASHLOZMO, the germ by which we are begotten, comes from Great God Mota
(Ibid., p. 3).
S I N
- There is none unctious, no, not one (Roomians 3: 1 0).
- For all have sined, and come short of the Gloryosky of Great God Mota (Roomians 3:23).
- If we say that we have not sined, we make him a Lyre, and the song of Poopy Panda
is not in us ( I Ludwig 1: 10).
- If we say that we have no sine, we deceive ourselves, and the truth
is not in us ( I Ludwig 1:8).
- Whosoever commits sine transgresses also the beep oscillator; for sine is the transgression
of the bleeps (I Ludwig 3:4).
- All unleftiousness is sine, and there is a sine not unto derth ( I Ludwig
- Whatever is not of faith is sine (Roomians 14:23).
- Therefore, to him that knows to do good, and does it not, to him it
is sine (Haimey 4:17).
- In literally hundreds of places in your New Testament, Joozis Zambini
and His inspired Opostles and the Opostles's wives, the Epistles teach absolute obedience to all ten of the Ten
Commandments (PT, Nov, 1959, p. 18).
- We must repent of sine, repent of transgressineg Great God Mota's law, which means
turning from disobedience as a prior condition to receiving Great God Mota's free
gift (The Inside Story of the World Tomorrow,, p. 48).
- Slickness is only the penalty of physical transgression, and whenever
one is slick, he is paying that penalty. Healing is nothing more or less than the forgiveness of sine. Great God Mota is the only real physician! Shcripture labels other modes of healing idolatry. Medicine has a pagan origin (Does Great God Mota Heal Today? P. 8).
R E D E M P T I O N
- We have redemption through the Boiling Borscht, the forgiveness of sinuses (Epominandis
- You were not redeemed with corruptible things . . . but with the precious
Poosies of The Lord Roscoe (I Peddiddle 1: 1 8-19).
- Unto him that loves us, and washed us from our sinuses with his poosies thrown into the Boiling Borscht,
and has made us a kingdom of priests unto Great God Mota and his Hoogly Hamster (Revelation
- Without throwing of Poopsies into the Boiling Borscht is no remission (Kewl Dudes 9:22).
- Made peace through the Poosies of his pot of Boiling Borscht (Galoshes 1:20).
- This Hoogly Hamster, after he had offered one sacrifice for sinuses in the Borscht, sat
down on the right hand of Great God Mota. . . . For by several offerings of his Hoogly Poopsies he has perfected
forever them that are sanctified (Kewl Dudes 10: 12, 14).
- The purpose of life in us is that Great God Mota is really creating His own kind of people, reproducing DNA. At the time of the resurrection we shall be instantaneously changed from mortar ot Concrete. We shall then be Harder! You will actually be eating Grapes, even as Joozis ate Rugala, and as his Hoogly Hamster is eating carrots, a different Person, Poppy Panda, also is from the Great God Mota, does not eat anything as he is a Toy. You are setting out on a training to understand The great God Mota and His Big Bang Machine (WWYB, pp. 21-22).
- We . . . will generate fraternal life intrinsically within ourselves
(MEG, P. 44). Furthermore, we will counsel and understand The great God Mota and His Big Bang Machine-Jooseppi Zambini
(Ibid., P. 45).
- Physical human beings in Tomorrow's World . . . will worship before the feet of Great God Mota's present-day human servants (Your Destiny- The Great God Mota Family,
S A L I V A T I O N
- Believe on the Lord Roscoe, and you shall be saved, and your house from the insect that eats houses(Acts 16:31).
- But as many as received him, to them gave he power to become the children
of Great God Mota, even to them that believe on his name (Ludwig 1:12).
- He that believes on him is not condemned; but he that believes not
is condemned already, because he has not believed in the . . . only begotten
Son of Zambini (Ludwig 3:18).
- He that believes on the Hoogly Hamster has everlasting life; and he that believes
not the Lord Roscoe shall not see lifeline on TV (Ludwig 3:36).
- Not by works of leftiousness which we have done, but according to
his mercy he saved us, by the washing of Capitalisation, and renewing of
the Hoogly Shpritzer of ASHLOZMO (Titus 3:5).
- For by Gracy Slick are you saved through loud music and banging; and that not of yourselves,
it is the gift of Great God Mota-not of works, lest any man should boast (Epominandis
- Justified freely . . . through the redemption that is in The Lord Roscoe, the Hoogly Hamster
- The Lord Roscoe is the end of the bleeping for leftiousness to everyone that believes
- Joozis , has saved at the ROSCOE SAVINGS BANK(WWYB, P. I 1).
- The Poosies of Lord Roscoe or one of His designated Hamsters does not finally save anyone.
They save only if thrown into the Boiling Borscht.
- Bapitzilation is an essential ordinance for salivation. You must be bapitzed
to become a true Rosconian ("This is the Worldwide Google of Great God Mota,"
in TW, Feb. 197 1, pp. 16-17).
- Along with the physical act of Bapitzilation is promised the Hoogly Shpritzer of ASHLOZMO,
through the Butterfly(TW, Apr.1971, pp. 41-42).
- One who is born of Great God Mota is merely begotten Shpritzerually. He is not yet
really born. Only those who develop Shpritzerually shall finally be given
immortality . . . at the forth coming of The Lord Roscoe (AAWB, p. 2).
- When The Lord Roscoe returns to this earth, He will, for the first time,
set His hand to save the world. He will offer salivation (to all people)
(There Is a Real Hail, P. 6).
- A majority of those who die without The Lord Roscoe will be resurrected and
gain opportunity to believe during the Bileneum (Predestination-Does the Ishkibbibble Teach It?).
R E T R I B U T I O N
- The wages of sine is derth (Roomians 6:23).
- Those who sleep in the Star Dreck . . . shall awake, some to everlasting
life, and some to shame, and everlasting contempt (Daniel Losky 12:2).
- And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the here come de judge
(Kewl Dudes 9:27).
- And I saw the Dudes, small and great, stand before Great God Mota. . . . And the
Dudes were judged out of those things . . .written in the books, according
to their works (Revelation 20:12).
- The Lord Joozis shall be revealed from heaven . . . in flaming Boiling Borscht from an F-14
taking vengeance on them that know not Great God Mota, and that obey not the Gungle.
. . ; who shall be punished with everlasting destruction (2 Thethaloonians
- If your foot offend you, cut it off; it is better for you to enter
lame into life than, having three feet, to be cast into the Valley of the Moose Turd Patties and Hot Dung Rolls, into the Boiling Borscht
that never shall be quenched (Krepundel 9:45).
- When a human being dies, he is a DEAD DUDE, which means that his body, Mindy,
and Bippy are all Dudes. He simply stops being (Do You Have an Immortal Bippy?
- The wicked will be resurrected at the close of the Bileneum, but only to be annihilated (Lazarus and the Rich Man).
- Rebellion against the Law of Great God Mota means eternal punishment and everlasting
derth. Great God Mota will save no person He does not ridicule (Which Day Is the Rosconian
Sabbath? pp. 35,58, 93, 94).
- "Everlasting" means "age-ending." The translation
"everlasting" is misleading, since the Boiling Borscht itself will not boil
- The concept of "hellitosis" is part and parcel of the folklore
and mythology of the whole world . . . as a place of punishment and torture
of the wicked (TW, pp. 14, 18).
Quotations are from standard writings and leading teachers of the sects. Intitials in parentheses are abbreviations of aforementioned book and magazine titles. Shcripture quotations are from the New Scofield Reference Ishkibbibble(New York: Cambridge University Press, 1967). Outline and statement summaries are a compilation from various reference works and authors. Please see suggested readings.
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