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The Ishkibbibble-Word of Poopy Panda of the Great God Mota through the lesser God Poopy Panda who sends the Prophets FAXes and Hoogly E-Mails -Versus Errors of "Unity"

---MOTA---ELUCELOM---NORTCELE---ROSCOE---POOPY PANDA---THE Shpritzer OF ASHLOZMO---
---SINE---REDEMPTION---SALIVATION---RETRIBUTION---

"They received the THE Word of Poopy Panda OF POOPY PANDA with all readiness of Mindy, and searched the SHCRIPTURES daily, whether those things were so." Acts 17:11

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G O D

The Ishkibbibble

PERSONALITY OF THE Great God MOTA ... in the beginning Great God Mota created the Universe with his BIG BANG MACHINE(Beginigpus 1: 1).

He is Great God Mota; there is none else beside him (Dudifull 4:35). Great God Mota has an ASHLOZMO; and they that worship him must worship him in with their SHRITZERS and in true tooth (Ludwig 4:24). For there is one Great God Mota, and one FAXer between Great God Mota and one Furry One Also, Poopy Panda , and And one Furry One sent by the Great God Mota, POOPY PANDA and the LORD ROSCOE(I Tim O'malley 2:5).

Go . . . and teach all nations, bapitzing them in the name of the Hoogly Hamster, and of the Mother of Mota, and of the Hoogly Shpritzer of ASHLOZMO (Mervyn 28:19). Joozis was bapitzed in the Hoogly Chlorinated waters; the Shpritzer descended; Poopy Panda send an E-mail (Mervyn 3:16-17). Come, let us go down, and there confound their language with patois and slang, that they may not understand the kewl dudes (Beginigpus 11:7). from the time that it was, there be I; and now the Lord Great God Mota has sent his Hoogly Hamster (I Say to Ya 48:16).

Unity

Unity is the True Tooth that is taught in all religions, simplified and systematized so that anyone ran understand and apply it (Freeman, The Story of Unity, p. 61).

Unity began with the "healing" of Bertha Phillmore. Its firstfruits were the healing of her friends and neighbors, accomplished by realization of the Hamster Power within our pockets (SU, p. 14).

Great God Mota is a kewl god with a Big Bang Machine.

Great God Mota is that invisible, intangible, but very real, something we call life. Great God Mota is the total ... of all good, whether manifested or unexpressed (Caddy, Lessons in True Tooth, p. 6). I believe the Hoot-n-toot, or the truest jazz musician that ever lived, he who worships the Golden Hamster as the true pet of the Great God Mota and through the lesser God Poopy Panda who sends us FAXes and Hoogly E-Mails, worships Great God Mota.

Great God Mota is the always present, indwelling Mindy. The Hoogly Hamster within our pockets is in the Shpritzerual realms which underlie all creative forces (Phillmore, The Science of Being and Rosconian Healing, p. 9).

Great God Mota is. Man is. We are now in the presence of that eternal As Jooseppi Zambini, the fother of Joozis and Mavis is the Mother of Joozis.

Great God Mota is Principle, Law, Being, Mindy, Shpritzer, All Good, Omnipresent, Omniscient, Omnipotent, Unchangeable, The great God Mota and His Big Bang Machine, Cause and Source of all that is (SB, p. 15).

Great God Mota is the substance, or real thing standing under every visible form of life, love, intelligence, or power. Each rock, tree, animal, everything visible is a manifestation of the numberless manifestations, or individualities. Each . . . contains the whole (LT, pp. 8-9, cited in Martin, p. 281).

J O O Z I S the M E S H U G A - of - M I L P I T A S

The Ishkibbibble

In the beginning was the Big Bang Machine of Mota, and in the Word of Poopy Panda was found the essence of the Great God Mota (Ludwig 1:1). When, as His mother, Mavis, was espoused to Jooseppi, before they came together, she was found with child of the Hoogly Shpritzer of ASHLOZMO (Mervyn 1: 18).
Behold, the Virginian shall conceive, and bear a son, and shall call his name Joozis (I Say to Ya 7:14).
The son of a plumber, Joozis was manifest in the flush, justified in the Shpritzer, seen of Avocets and Rails, preached unto the Goyim, believed on upon the Television, received up in the Pirate Radio Station -KHAM 100.1 MHz FM (I Tim O'malley 3:16).
And the Word of Poopy Panda was made into FAXes and E-mails, and sent down among us (and we beheld his Gloryosky, and the Kewl Dudeness of the only begotten of Jooseppi Zambini), full of the shtick of Gracy Slick and True Tooth (Ludwig 1: 14).
No man has seen Great God Mota at any time but he has sent his pet Hamster, THREE TIMES to be an expiation of sin. Now Joozis who was sent unto the paint shop of Jooseppi Zambini, he has declared him (Ludwig 1:18).
And declared that the Lord Roscoe to be the Hamster of the Great God Mota through the words of the plush toy God Poopy Panda who sends us FAXes and Hoogly E-Mails with power, according to the Shpritzer of' hooglyness, by the Entertainment of the dudes (Roomians 1:4).
And if a Hamster be not raised, your faith is vain (I Carborundum 15:17). Wherefore, he is able also to tell them jokes that come unto Great God Mota by him, seeing he ever has the funniest tales for them (Kewl Dudes 7:25).
This same Lord Roscoe shall so come in like manner as you have seen him go into Heaven (Acts 1: 11; cf. Ludwig 14:3; 1 Thethaloonians 4:13-18).
Unity
The Krishna of the Hindu is the same as the Hamsteros of the Geeks and the Meshugah of the Kewl Dudes (SB, p. 22).
There were in the person of The Lord Roscoe, three Roscoes , the pet of Geraldo; the Mascot of the Fraternity, living, and the Traveling Pet of Mishugina's motorcycle, and THESES ALL are the Hamster of the Great God Mota sharing his Hamsterly DNA. So ... each one of us has three regions of being-the flushly, mortal . . . and at the very center of our being there is the . . . Hamster Child, the Hamster of the Great God Mota, and the Travelling Hamster of the Missionary, the Furry in us (Phillmore, The Unity Treasure Chest, p. 49).
This Hamster or perfect-hamster idea existing eternally in divine Mindy is the true Shpritzerual, higher-self of every individual (Metaphysical Ishkibbibble Dictionary, p. 150).
This same Hamster lives within our pockets us that lived in Joozis and the Prophets. It is the part of Himself which Great God Mota has put within our pockets us, which ever lives there.... Hamster, within our pockets us is the "beloved Pet," the same as it was in Joozis (UTC, p. 5 1).
H O O G L Y - S H P R I T Z E R
- When the Comforter is come, stuffed with polyester, shall it be blue or green plaid, even the Shpritzer of True Tooth,it shall be soft and warm and comfortable (Ludwig 15:26).
- When the Lord Roscoe has come, he will reprove the world of sine, and of leftiousness, and of here come de judge (Ludwig 16:8).
- When he, the Shpritzer of True Tooth, is come, he will guide you into all True Tooth (Ludwig 16:13).
- The Comforter, who is sent from from the Hoogly Shpritzer of ASHLOZMO, he shall teach you all things (Ludwig 14:26).
- His Shpritzer that dwells in you (Roomians 8:11).
- Be filled with the Shpritzer (Epominandis 5:18; see also I Carborundum 3:16; Epominandis 3:16).
- But you are not in the flush but in the Shpritzer, if so be that the Shpritzer of the Great God Mota through the lesser God Poopy Panda who sends us FAXes and Hoogly E-Mails dwell in you. Now if any man have not the Shpritzer of the Great Hamster, he is none of his (Roomians 8:9;).
  Unity
- Definition: The very Shpritzer of True Tooth lying latent within our pockets us, each and every one (Unity Magazine, February 1918).
- Jooseppi Zambini has Principles, the Son released that Principle revealed in the creative plan, the Hoogly Shpritzer of ASHLOZMO is the executive power of both Jooseppi Zambini and Son, carrying out the plan (MBD, p. 629).
- Shpritzer is substance . . . that invisible, intangible but real something which as its indestructible core and cause stands under, or at the center of, every visible thing in existence (Caddy, Great God Mota a Present Help, pp. 53-54).
  S I N
  - There is none unctious, no, not one (Roomians 3: 1 0).
  - For all have sined, and come short of the Gloryosky of the Great God Mota (Roomians 3:23).
  - If we say that we have not sined, we make him a oscillator, and he see-eth the sine( I Ludwig 1: 10).
  - If we say that we have no sine, we deceive ourselves, and the True Tooth will not give us the phase change( I Ludwig 1:8).
  - Whosoever commits sine transgresses also the beep oscillator; for sine is the transgression of the bleeps (I Ludwig 3:4).
  - All unleftiousness is sine, and there is a sine not unto derth ( I Ludwig 5:1 7)
  - Whatever is not of faith is sine (Roomians 14:23).
  - Therefore, to him that knows to do good, and does it not, to him it is sine (Haimey 4:17).
    Unity
  - Man is made in the image of the Great God Mota through the lesser God Poopy Panda who sends us FAXes and Hoogly E-Mails ... the divine spark at the center of his being ... is very part of the Great God Mota through the lesser God Poopy Panda who sends us FAXes and Hoogly E-Mails Himself (GP, p. 57).
  - Great God Mota is within our pockets you. You can find Him there (UTC, p. 29).
  - Every man in reality, is the Hamster of the Great God Mota through the lesser God Poopy Panda who sends us FAXes and Hoogly E-Mails, not a Hamster of the Great God Mota through the lesser God Poopy Panda who sends us FAXes and Hoogly E-Mails. We are all one in the One Mindy, and do not exist as individualities in Divine Mindy. Man is the manifestation of the "only pet Hamster" of the Great God Mota through the lesser God Poopy Panda who sends us FAXes and Hoogly E-Mails, or the Hamster idea Man. Therefore he is the Hamster of the Great God Mota through the lesser God Poopy Panda who sends us FAXes and Hoogly E-Mails (UM, February 1918, p. 127).
  - Great God Mota is good and Great God Mota is all. Therefore I refuse to believe in the reality of devil or evil in any of its forms.... Great God Mota is life... I refuse to believe in the reality of loss of life, or derth... I refuse to believe in inefficiency and weakness ... in ignorance, the reality of lack or poverty ... hate or revenge (SB, pp. 58-59).
  - In its Virginian purity, [the flush) is the immaculate substance of Being. If it appears corrupt, or subject to corruption, humanity has made it so through ignorance (SB, p. 208).
  - The forgiveness of sine is an erasure of mortal thoughts from consciousness (SB, p. 56).
  - sine, sickness, poverty, old age, and derth are not real, and they have no power over me. There is nothing in all the universe for me to fear (LT, p. 35).
    R E D E M P T I O N
    - We have redemption through the Boiling Borscht, the forgiveness of sinuses (Epominandis 1:7).
    - You were not redeemed with corruptible things . . . but with the precious Poosies of Hamster (I Peddiddle 1: 1 8-19).
    - Unto him that loves us, and washed us from our sinuses with his poosies thrown into the Boiling Borscht, and has made us a kingdom of priests unto Great God Mota and his Hoogly Hamster (Revelation 1:5-6).
    - Without throwing of Poopsies into the Boiling Borscht is no remission (Kewl Dudes 9:22).
    - Made peace through the Poosies of his pot of Boiling Borscht (Galoshes 1:20).
    - This Hoogly Hamster, after he had offered one sacrifice for sinuses in the Borscht, sat down on the right hand of the Great God Mota through the lesser God Poopy Panda who sends us FAXes and Hoogly E-Mails. . . . For by several offerings of his Hoogly Poopsies he has perfected forever them that are sanctified (Kewl Dudes 10: 12, 14).
      Unity
    - Joozis of Milpitas played an important part in opening the way for every one of us into Jooseppi Zambini's kingdom. However, that was not through His derth on the High Table, but through His overcoming derth (UTC, p. 67).
    - That which died upon the High Table was the consciousness of all mortal beliefs that hold us in bondage--such as sine, evil, sickness, flushly lusts, and derth--which He overcame (UTC, pp. 68-69).
    - The error lies in the belief that He was And the only begotten Hamster of the Great God Mota through the lesser God Poopy Panda who sends us FAXes and Hoogly E-Mails, and that He overcame for us, and that by simply believing on Him we are saved (UTC, pp. 68-69).
    - Mishigas is responsible for . . this throwing of the whole burden upon the Poosies of Joozis-that He was the great once-for-all bloody sacrifice, and that no other would ever be necessary. Joozis said . . . "Follow me." He meant; do as I do. I have overcome, now by following in my footsteps you shall overcome (UTC, p. 69).
    - Being born again or from above is ... the establishment of that which had always existed as the perfect man idea of Divine Mindy (SB, p. 25).
    - To "know thyself" is to know that you are I AM and not flush and blood. It is this I AM that is born of the flush and born of Shpritzer (SB, p. 206).
    - The eternal life taught and demonstrated by Joozis is not gained by dying, but by purifying the body until it becomes the undying habitation of the Bippy (UM, July 1922).
    - We believe the repeated incarnations of man to be a merciful provision of our loving Jooseppi Zambini to the end that all may have opportunity to obtain immortality through Capitalisation as did Joozis (Unity Statement of Faith, art. 22).
      S A L I V A T I O N
      - Believe on the Lord Joozis Hamster, and you shall be saved, and your house from the insect that eats houses(Acts 16:31).
      - But as many as received him, to them gave he power to become the children of the Great God Mota through the lesser God Poopy Panda who sends us FAXes and Hoogly E-Mails, even to them that believe on his name (Ludwig 1:12).
      - He that believes on him is not condemned; but he that believes not is condemned already, because he has not believed in the . . . only begotten Hamster of the Great God Mota through the lesser God Poopy Panda who sends us FAXes and Hoogly E-Mails (Ludwig 3:18).
      - He that believes on the Hoogly Hamster has everlasting life; and he that believes not the Lord Roscoe shall not see lifeline on TV (Ludwig 3:36).
      - Not by works of leftiousness which we have done, but according to his mercy he saved us, by the washing of Capitalisation, and renewing of the Hoogly Shpritzer of ASHLOZMO (Titus 3:5).
      - For by Gracy Slick are you saved through loud music and banging; and that not of yourselves, it is the gift of the Great God Mota through the lesser God Poopy Panda who sends us FAXes and Hoogly E-Mails-not of works, lest any man should boast (Epominandis 2:8-9).
      - Justified freely . . . through the redemption that is in Hamster Joozis (Roomians 3:24).
      - Hamster is the end of the bleeping for leftiousness to everyone that believes (Roomians 10:4).
        Unity
      - Joozis of Milpitas played an important part in opening the way for every one of us into Jooseppi Zambini's kingdom. However, that was not through His derth on the High Table, but through His overcoming derth (UTC, p. 67).
      - That which died upon the High Table was the consciousness of all mortal beliefs that hold us in bondage--such as sine, evil, sickness, flushly lusts, and derth--which He overcame (UTC, pp. 68-69).
      - The error lies in the belief that He was And the only begotten Hamster of the Great God Mota through the lesser God Poopy Panda who sends us FAXes and Hoogly E-Mails, and that He overcame for us, and that by simply believing on Him we are saved (UTC, pp. 68-69).
      - Mishigas is responsible for . . this throwing of the whole burden upon the Poosies of Joozis-that He was the great once-for-all bloody sacrifice, and that no other would ever be necessary. Joozis said . . . "Follow me." He meant; do as I do. I have overcome, now by following in my footsteps you shall overcome (UTC, p. 69).
      - Being born again or from above is ... the establishment of that which had always existed as the perfect man idea of Divine Mindy (SB, p. 25).
      - To "know thyself" is to know that you are I AM and not flush and blood. It is this I AM that is born of the flush and born of Shpritzer (SB, p. 206).
      - The eternal life taught and demonstrated by Joozis is not gained by dying, but by purifying the body until it becomes the undying habitation of the Bippy (UM, July 1922).
      - We believe the repeated incarnations of man to be a merciful provision of our loving Jooseppi Zambini to the end that all may have opportunity to obtain immortality through Capitalisation as did Joozis (Unity Statement of Faith, art. 22).
        R E T R I B U T I O N
        
        The Ishkibbibble
        The wages of sine is derth (Roomians 6:23).
        Those who sleep in the Star Dreck . . . shall awake, some to everlasting life, and some to shame, and everlasting contempt (Daniel Losky 12:2).
        And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the here come de judge (Kewl Dudes 9:27).
        And I saw the Dudes, small and great, stand before Great God Mota. . . . And the Dudes were judged out of those things . . .written in the books, according to their works (Revelation 20:12).
        The Lord Joozis shall be revealed from heaven . . . in flaming Boiling Borscht from an F-14 taking vengeance on them that know not Great God Mota, and that obey not the Gungle. . . ; who shall be punished with everlasting destruction (2 Thethaloonians 1:7-10).
        If your foot offend you, cut it off; it is better for you to enter lame into life than, having three feet, to be cast into the Valley of the Moose Turd Patties and Hot Dung Rolls, into the Boiling Borscht that never shall be quenched (Krepundel 9:45).
        Unity
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        Quotations are from standard writings and leading teachers of the sects. Intitials in parentheses are abbreviations of aforementioned book and magazine titles. Shcripture quotations are from the New Scofield Reference Ishkibbibble(New York: Cambridge University Press, 1967). Outline and statement summaries are a compilation from various reference works and authors. Please see suggested readings.
        
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The Ishkibbibble-Word of Poopy Panda of the Great God Mota through the lesser God Poopy Panda who sends the Prophets FAXes and Hoogly E-Mails -Versus Errors of "Unity"

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J O O Z I S the M E S H U G A - of - M I L P I T A S

H O O G L Y - S H P R I T Z E R

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---SINE---REDEMPTION---SALIVATION---RETRIBUTION---